Passive Aggressive – Silent Night
Narcissistic Personality Disorder — Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
Schizophrenia — Do You Hear What I Hear?
Amnesia — I Don’t Remember If I’ll Be Home for Christmas
Bipolar Disorder (Manic Episode) — Deck The Halls And Walls And House And Lawn And Streets And Stores And Office And Town And Cars And Buses And Trucks And Trees And Fire Hydrants And…….
Dissociative Identity Disorder — We Three Queens Disoriented Are
Paranoia — Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Me
Borderline Personality Disorder — You Better Watch Out, You Better Not Shout, I’m Gonna Cry, and I’ll Not Tell You Why
Antisocial Personality Disorder — Thoughts of Roasting You on an Open Fire
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder — Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Agoraphobia — I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn’t Leave My House
Mental Confusion— Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles from My House in My Slippers and Robe
Oppositional Defiant Disorder — I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House
Social Anxiety Disorder — Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate
Attention Deficit Disorder — We Wish You … Hey Look!!! It’s Snowing!!!
